Coach Fairbell from 'Those Who Can't' on TruTV. My comedy album 'Hit the Dick Lights' is on iTunes!
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I got pulled over going 100mph, told the cop I was 'getting a feel for my car', and we both laughed. But sure white… https://t.co/zsheN7LmhP
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Just in case your job seems hard today: https://t.co/Az29Oa2faT
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I think we can all agree that the very worst term for a home run is 'solo jack'.
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Area man mistakes Trader Joe's cashier's mandatory chit-chat about products as personal interest.
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Next time I'm in a car accident I'm going to hop out and say "Five out five, would crash again!" Just to set a fun tone from the start.
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Fun fact: Charlie Blackmon lets a different shelter dog de-sleeve his undershirt before each game.
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