@Kelsey

Kelsey

@MrsRoer

Iowa native. Arizona temporary. ☀️

Arizona

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Kelsey

I'm so jealous of all the rain the Midwest is getting 😩 I miss thunderstorms!

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My ultimate #FirstWorldProblem I'll ever have is wanting to go in the pool. But the pool guy hasn't shown up yet.

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The best wedding gift I think I got was Rolaids. Cuz I keep forgetting to buy myself some. Just kidding. But maybe not...

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Have never really like my twitter handle. So I got married so I could change it. 😃💍

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These insanely hot days feel like a waste without pool parties.

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Gillys adoption day is coming up. And I haven't even found a cake recipe yet 😩my days booked.

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It took us leaving Gilly completely alone for 5 days for her to love us.🤷‍♀️

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AC stopped working. So I'm sitting under a fan, in front of a fan, have an ice pack on me and drinking cold water. I won't survive this.

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We've almost lost power 3 times in the last 20 minutes. 😩

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Like. Do selfish people really not feel bad for being shitty?

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Only complaint on the weekend was we specifically said no instructional dance songs. Then the DJ played the Cha Cha Slide. 😑

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My HUSBAND bought me $40 worth of drunken snacks on our wedding night and that's how I know I love him.

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My guilty pleasure is twitter surveys. Even if I don't care about the issue. I'll always vote.

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🤔 https://t.co/YcJadqcCvY

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